Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Bodily Functions

Now, I can always count on my little girl to make me smile and laugh. Usually it's because she is smiling or laughing with me or playing with big brother Acey.

But just last night, as I was trying to catch up on work...I'm sitting in bed with my laptop working on a dreaded LM-2 (for those of you not in the accounting field, this form is just AWFUL! and completely pointless in my opinion) and I hear her start to stir through the baby monitor. She settled down on her own pretty quickly and just as the monitor goes quiet...I hear her tooting away. I about rolled off the bed laughing. I went over to check on her and sure enough, she is out cold.

And tonight, we were getting ready for her bath. I had her all wrapped up in her towel like usual and just as we get to the bathroom I feel warmth coming through the towel. I got her all settled in the tub and looked down at my soaking wet shirt. I totally got peed on!

But that wasn't the only issue we faced tonight. We got out of the tub and got all changed into pj's. I put her in her playpen, so I could clean up dinner, wash bottles, pack my lunch for tomorrow, etc. About 10 minutes later I start to smell something coming from her direction. I look down, she is just sitting there playing with her toys, but on the other side of the playpen is a huge brown stain on the carpet. At first, I yelled at Ace for going in the house (which he never ever does!) but then I realized I always shut the door to her playpen (and it was shut now), so there was no way for him to get in there. I picked her up and her legs and butt were just covered with poop. She had pooped soooooo much that it came out of her diaper, through her sleeper and onto the carpet! Good thing I had some Resolve Shot Spot on hand!

It was quite a challenge to change her after that, as to try to get the sleeper over her head without getting poop everywhere....and we had to take another small bath in the sink. Of course my shirt was dirty from carrying her back to her room to change her, so we just decided to do a small load of laundry to wash all mine and her pee and poop covered clothes!

She is peacefully sleeping now....8 o'clock on the dot with her. We will see what tomorrow brings. It's never a dull moment in this house!

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